My kid is better than your kid :P

I was just reading Dooce and had to laugh when I read "About a week ago you started putting weight onto your legs". Shit bitch, Grace is walking and she's 6 months younger than your stoopid kid. I attribute this to the fact I've been dragging her round my apartment for a while now. Well, not exactly dragging but when tiny hands grip your index fingers as you slowly walk backwards, well the kid can either fall, a not uncommon choice, or start making progress towards becoming the next great long distance runner.